Cheech & Chong's Kosmic Kratom
Sometimes you need something that hits a little different. That’s why we love kratom so much. Kratom interacts with
different receptors in your brain than THC, with effects that range from energizing to relaxing. Whether you’re after
kratom capsules, kratom edibles, kratom shots, or kratom powder, Cheech & Chong’s Kosmic Kratom
has you covered.
What is Kratom, Anyway?
Kratom might not be as mainstream as cannabis, but it’s been a staple in Southeast Asia for centuries. In
countries like Thailand, Indonesia, and Malaysia, farmers and laborers have relied on kratom to power through
long days of hard work, and to relax after. Here in the States, we’re finally starting to catch on, and kratom is
gaining popularity as more people discover what this awesome plant can do.
How It Works
Kratom contains two key compounds, mitragynine and 7-hydroxymitragynine, which interact with receptors in your brain and nervous system. These interactions can give a wide range of effects, depending on the strain and dose.
What It Does
The effects of kratom are dose dependent. Meaning, that taking more doesn’t just create a stronger effect, it can change the entire experience. Everything from boosting productivity and improving concentration at low doses, to reducing stress and offering full-body physical relief in higher doses.
Historically Potent
Kratom has been a part of traditional medicine in Southeast Asia for centuries, used for its powerful abilities to energize, relax, and soothe physical aches. Whether chewed fresh, brewed into tea, or crushed into powder, this plant has long been relied on for its natural potency.
But let’s be real—this plant is powerful, and if you’re not careful, it can catch you off guard.
If you’ve never tried kratom before or you’re on any medications, check in with your doctor first.
(No really, we know a lot of people say stuff like this, but we mean it.)
Start with a small amount and see how it feels—everyone’s body reacts differently, and you can always take
more the next time around if you want to.
Like anything this potent, kratom deserves your respect, man.
Something For Everyone
Kratom comes in a range of strains, each with its own distinct effects. Whether you need a jolt of energy, sharper focus, deep relaxation, or full-body physical relief, there’s a strain that can get the job done:
Green Maeng Da
Known for its clean energy and mood-lifting effects, this strain is perfect for getting stuff done without the caffeine crash.
Red Bali
Perfect for unwinding, Red Bali delivers soothing, relaxing vibes to help melt away the tension.
White Maeng Da
Need sharp focus and motivation? White Maeng Da is all about productivity and staying locked in.
Super Maeng Da Blend
Can’t decide? This blend combines the best of all worlds for a balanced experience that hits energy, focus, and euphoria.
With kratom capsules, kratom powders, kratom shots, and kratom edibles crafted from all of these strains, Cheech & Chong have just the thing to match your mood.
Kratom Capsules & Kratom Powders
Too many forms of kratom to pick from? Not sure what the difference is between them all? We get it, it’s a lot to take
in…Let’s clear the air a bit, starting with our kratom powders and kratom capsules.
Capsules and powders are two of the most popular options, because they’re the most straightforward. You’re just
getting a predefined dose of concentrated kratom.
Kratom Capsules
Kratom Capsules are perfect for anyone who wants to keep things simple. Each one is pre-measured, so there’s no need to weigh your dose—it’s as easy as just popping a pill. Kratom capsules are great for beginners or people who are always on the go.
Kratom Powders
Kratom Powder on the other hand, offers total flexibility, and is great for customizing your dose. Brew it into tea, blend it into a smoothie, or mix it into your favorite drink—powders let you do it your way. Plus, they’re one of the most cost-effective ways to get the full benefits of kratom. (note: only buy kratom powder if you have a gram scale and know how much you take)
Kratom Gummies &
Kratom Edibles
With Cheech & Chong’s kratom gummies and kratom edibles, you're getting a unique ride that hits differently than
capsules or powders. These two were made with our most adventurous cousins in mind…
Kosmic Chews
Kosmic Chews deliver a whole new kind of high by combining 25 mg of kratom with 15 mg of Delta-9 THC in every chew. This powerful blend creates a deep, full-body euphoria paired with mental calm, perfect for unwinding or tapping into your creative side. These are POTENT.
Heads up for anyone new to the scene- Kosmic Chews are never going to win any awards for flavor. They’re not exactly something you take for the taste, but trust us, they’re worth it.
Kosmic Ludes
Kosmic Ludes are hands down the strongest product we have. These mango-flavored chewable tablets contain 10 mg of 7-OH alkaloids (we recommend splitting tablets into two 5mg doses). 7-OH has fast-acting, euphoric effects that kick in within 20 minutes. Kosmic Ludes are perfect for completely relaxing your body while keeping your mind focused and creative.
Kratom Gummies &
Kratom Edibles
With Cheech & Chong’s kratom gummies and kratom edibles, you're getting a unique ride that hits differently than
capsules or powders. These two were made with our most adventurous cousins in mind…
Kosmic Energy :
Green vein kratom blended with caffeine to keep you fueled and ready to tackle the day.
Kosmic Focus :
White vein kratom with brain-boosting ingredients to help you stay focused, productive, and clear-headed.
Kosmic Relax :
Red vein kratom paired with calming herbs, perfect for melting away stress, easing physical tension, and sinking into pure relaxation.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Kratom Safe?
Short answer - yes! Longer answer - as long as you are using our kratom products responsibly, you’ve got nothing to worry about. “Responsibly,” in this case, means checking in with your doctor before trying kratom for the first time (some prescriptions might not interact well with kratom). It also means starting out with a low dose, and slowing building up to the effects you want. Also, don’t mix kratom with alcohol or use it while operating heavy machinery. And if you’re pregnant, nursing, or under 21, steer clear.
How Much Should I Take?
Start low and go slow—that’s the golden rule with kratom. If you’re trying kratom edibles, kratom capsules, or kratom shots for the first time, begin with the smallest recommended dose to see how your body reacts. Everyone’s tolerance is different, so give it some time before deciding if you need more. The key is finding your sweet spot without overdoing it.
Can I Take Kratom Everyday?
We don’t recommend it, man. While kratom gummies, kratom capsules, and kratom shots can be a great way to boost energy, focus, or relaxation, it’s best to use them in moderation. Overdoing it with Kratom may lead to dependency or tolerance, which means you might not feel the same effects over time. Treat kratom like a treat—use it responsibly and give your body a break to keep the experience fresh.
Will Kratom Show Up On A Drug Test?
Most standard drug tests don’t screen for kratom, so it’s unlikely to show up. However, kratom gummies, kratom capsules, and kratom shots contain alkaloids that could potentially trigger a positive result depending on the type of test. If you’re subject to drug testing, it’s best to check with your employer or healthcare provider before using kratom to avoid any surprises.
Are Your Kratom Products Legal In All States?
While completely federally legal, Kratom's legal status state by state can get a little messy. Some states and local jurisdictions have bans or restrictions, and kratom is illegal in Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Wisconsin. On top of this, certain cities and counties have their own regulations. Before purchasing or using kratom gummies, capsules, or shots, it's crucial to check the specific laws in your area to ensure compliance.
How Long Does It Take For Kratom To Kick In, And How Long Do The Effects Last?
The time it takes for kratom to kick in depends on the form you’re using. Kratom gummies and kratom capsules usually take 30-45 minutes to start working since they need to be digested. Kosmic Ludes, on the other hand, are faster-acting and can kick in within 10-20 minutes. The effects typically last anywhere from 2 to 6 hours, based on the dose, strain, and your individual tolerance.
Do Your Kratom Products Contain Any Additives Or Artificial Ingredients?
Our kratom gummies, kratom capsules, and kratom shots are always made with high-quality, all-natural ingredients whenever possible.Cheech & Chong don’t mess around when it comes to quality—every product is third-party lab tested to make sure it’s pure, safe, and exactly what you’re expecting. While some of our kratom, like Kosmic Chews, may have small amounts of artificial colors, we try to avoid unnecessary additives if we can help it. Transparency is key, so you can always check the ingredient list for specifics.
What’s The Difference Between Kratom Alkaloids Like Mitragynine And 7-Hydroxymitragynine?
Mitragynine and 7-hydroxymitragynine are the two most powerful alkaloids found in kratom, but they work a little differently. Mitragynine is more common and provides a range of effects, from energy and focus at lower doses to relaxation at higher doses. 7-hydroxymitragynine is far more potent and known for delivering stronger, longer-lasting effects.
