250MG of Fun Made To Savor In A Bottle
Made To Keep.

The Judge's Stash is one of the most ambitious things we've ever made here at Cheech & Chong. It's a premium THC spirit made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC.

The flavor is light and tasty. Flavored with all-natural key lime extract and hemp terpenes, each sip is a light refreshing reminder you're in for a good time.

Each bottle contains 250mg of THC total — that's 10mg per 1oz serving and 25 servings per bottle. It's designed to deliver the social buzz and ritual of a traditional spirit without alcohol, without a hangover, and without the morning-after regret. Every bottle ships in a signed collectible box with a conversion kit that transforms the empty bottle into a display piece.

Yes. The Judge's Stash is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and contains less than 0.3% THC by dry weight, making it fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. We ship legally to most U.S. states that permit the sale of hemp-derived THC products. Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency, purity, and safety. You must be 21+ to purchase, and age verification is required at both checkout and delivery.

Most people feel the onset within 10–15 minutes thanks to our nano-emulsified THC formula, which absorbs significantly faster than traditional edibles. Effects typically peak around 45 minutes and taper naturally over 1.5 to 2 hours. If you're new to THC beverages, we recommend starting with a half serving (0.5oz / 5mg) and waiting 30 minutes before pouring another.

Every Judge's Stash box includes a custom conversion kit designed to transform your empty bottle into a collectible display piece. The kit comes packed inside the signed box alongside your bottle — no separate purchase or additional parts needed.

The kit contains a glass cutting drill bit, compatible with all household cordless drills. (Go SLOW and be careful), a drill guide, the downstem and bowl made from lab-grade glass, plus all the seals you'll need to make a water-tight connection. The box contains a QR code that you can scan to find detailed video instructions.

Once you've enjoyed the spirit, if you want to convert your bottle, simply scan the code on the back of the box with your smartphone to follow the simple instructions to convert the bottle into a trophy-worthy piece for your bar cart, shelf, or office.

This is a limited-edition drop of just 2,500 signed units. We've capped orders at 2 bottles per customer to give as many fans as possible the chance to own a piece of this first release. Once these 2,500 signed bottles are gone, they're gone — there are no plans for a second run of the signed collectible edition.

Great question. This first limited edition drop of 2,500 units is being made to order. The bottles and boxes are in production right now and should be ready to ship in approximately 7 working days. From there, each box is being individually signed and then sent to you from a central distribution warehouse in Utah. Please allow up to 7 to 14 days for delivery of your Judge's Stash collectors kit to allow time for bottling, signing, and shipping.

Absolutely. The Judge's Stash is backed by Cheech & Chong's 100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee. If you don't love it for any reason — taste, effects, or anything else — contact us and we'll refund your entire purchase.

All we ask is that you return the bottle and collector box, even if they are completely empty. As a collectible product, we must insist on the fairness of everyone who ordered. That anyone seeking a refund must return the signed box and limited edition bottle.

Before opening, The Judge's Stash is shelf-stable for months — even years — as long as it's kept inside its protective box. The THC emulsion is photosensitive, so direct sunlight is the main thing to avoid. Once you crack the seal, refrigerate it. Because this is an alcohol-free product, an opened bottle is susceptible to traditional foodborne pathogens the same way any other alcohol-free beverage would be. Think of it like a premium juice: sealed and boxed, it's fine on the shelf. Opened, it belongs in the fridge.

If you plan to enjoy the spirit, store it in a temperature-controlled room or the refrigerator, away from direct sunlight — ideally in the box it came in. The box is designed to protect the bottle from light, which can degrade the THC emulsion over time. If you'd rather display the bottle outside the box, just keep it somewhere out of direct light, like a bar cart away from windows or inside the fridge. If you're keeping it purely as a collectible display piece, the same rules apply — moderate temperature, out of direct sunlight, and you're good.

Once the bottle has been opened, if there's any Judge's Stash left in the bottle, please store it in the refrigerator between sessions until the bottle is empty. As an alcohol-free product, this Judge's Stash is vulnerable to foodborne bacteria just like any other all-natural, plant-based drink.

We currently do not ship to Alabama, California, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, and Utah.

Absolutely. This product contains 10mg of Delta-9 THC in every 1oz pour. All standard urinalysis tests that we are aware of will test for the presence of Delta-9 THC metabolites. If you are subject to drug testing, do not drink The Judge's Stash.

No. We absolutely do not recommend driving or operating any heavy machinery while under the influence of The Judge's Stash. Delta-9 THC has strong psychoactive effects, and driving while under the influence is never recommended.

The best defense against overconsumption is taking it slow and judging your tolerance before you drink any more. However, we understand that even with the best of intentions, we've all found ourselves in a situation where we feel like we've had just a little too much.

In this case, the most important step is to stay calm and remind yourself that the effects of The Judge's Stash start dissipating after two to three hours.

Some users have reported that the consumption of CBD can help blunt the negative effects of overconsumption of THC; however, you may want to consult with a doctor beforehand. In short, stay safe, stay comfortable, watch something funny, and trust that it will be over soon. If you feel like you have poisoned yourself, please contact poison control or your local emergency department immediately.

No. We do not advise consuming The Judge's Stash while pregnant or nursing. THC has been found to pass in women's breast milk, and California specifically warns mothers against consuming THC while pregnant or nursing — and frankly, we agree.

We are not qualified to offer medical advice, but if you have any concerns about the THC content of The Judge's Stash interacting with any medications you're currently on, please consult your physician and/or your pharmacist for potential interactions.