The Social BuzzWorth Pouring
No alcohol. No hangover. No smoke. Just 250mg of fast-acting hemp-derived THC in a 750mL bottle — 10mg per pour, 25 servings of the smoothest good time this side of the law.
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The Judge's Stash™
A 750mL THC spirit with light key-lime flavor and a whisper of herb. Pour it over ice, mix a mocktail, share the bottle. 10mg per 1oz pour. 25 servings of unanimous approval — no alcohol, no hangover, no smoke.
- 250mg of hemp-derived THC per bottle — 10mg per 1oz pour, 25 servings made to share.
- Fast-acting: a clean social buzz arrives in about 15 minutes and tapers in 1.5–2 hours.
- No hangover, no smoke, no alcohol — wake up feeling human.
- Light key-lime flavor that pours and mixes like a premium spirit.
- Made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill.
- Contains less than 0.3% THC by dry weight — federally legal.
- Every batch is third-party lab tested; COAs available on request.
- Ships to most U.S. states for adults 21+. Age verified at checkout.
- 750mL bottle · 250mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC · ~10mg per 1oz serving.
- Natural key-lime flavor with a subtle botanical note.
- Zero alcohol. Nano-emulsified for fast, even absorption.
- Gluten-free · low calorie · no added sugar crash.
- New to THC drinks? Start with a ½ pour (5mg) and wait 30 minutes before more.
- Do not drive or operate machinery after drinking.
- Not for use if pregnant or nursing. Keep away from children and pets.
- Contains THC and may cause a positive drug test. 21+ only.
📦 Ships discreetly & legally with tracking in 3–5 days
How It Feels
Your Buzz, On A Schedule
Nano-emulsified THC absorbs fast and clean — no waiting an hour like an edible, no guessing like a gummy. Here's how one 1oz pour (10mg) plays out.
New to THC drinks? Start with a ½ pour (5mg), wait 30 minutes, then decide.
The Verdict Is In
How The Judge's Stash Stacks Up
A full-strength social experience without the baggage of alcohol or the guesswork of edibles.
Judge's Stash
Pour It · Sip It · Share It
The Bottle That Makes The Night
The Judge's Stash delivers the full ritual of a great spirit — the pour, the clink, the slow warm wave — without a drop of alcohol. Light key-lime flavor with a hint of herb, smooth over ice or stirred into your favorite mocktail.
No hangover. No anxiety. No waking up wondering what you said. Just a clean, social buzz that shows up in 15 minutes and lets you be exactly who you are — a little more relaxed about it.
At 10mg per pour and 25 servings a bottle, it's built for people who host, not just people who sip.
The Legends Don't Cut Corners
Clean, Legal & Lab-Backed
5 Reasons The Judge Rules
Why People Keep Pouring
You'll never look at a one-and-done 5mg can the same way again.
A Full 25-Serving Verdict
250mg per bottle, 10mg per pour. Built for people who throw actual parties — not microdose for a half hour and call it a night.
Hits In 15 Minutes Flat
Nano-emulsified THC absorbs fast. Pour, sip, and feel the buzz arrive before you finish your first drink.
Wake Up Feeling Human
No headache. No nausea. No regret. All the social buzz you want tonight with zero consequences tomorrow.
Drinks As Good As It Pours
Light key-lime flavor over ice, or mix it like you would tequila. Any cocktail that's good with a spirit is great with The Stash.
Backed By The Legends
Cheech & Chong have been the face of cannabis culture for 50+ years. This isn't a cash grab — it's the bottle they'd actually pour.
Your Night In 3 Easy Steps
Pour. Feel It. Repeat.
Pour Your Verdict
Pour 1oz over ice or into your favorite mocktail. That's a full 10mg serving.
Feel It In 15
A warm, social buzz builds within 15 minutes and peaks around 45. Smooth the whole way.
Share The Bottle
25 servings means there's plenty to go around. Keep it clean — no alcohol, no mixing, no regrets.
Estd 1968
50+ Years Of Doing It Right
Cheech & Chong didn't start cannabis culture. They became it. For half a century they've been the most recognized names in the game — before it was legal, before it was cool, before there was an industry built around it.
The Judge's Stash is their verdict: a 750mL THC spirit they'd actually pour for themselves and their friends. At 10mg a pour and 25 servings a bottle, it's made for people who host.
If you know, you know. And if you don't — one pour will make it very clear.
« Siempre Será Buena »
The People Have Spoken
"Replaced my evening cocktail completely. Same wind-down ritual, zero hangover. The key-lime flavor over ice is genuinely delicious."
"Brought a bottle to game night and it was the hit of the party. Everyone could pour their own dose. Buzz hit in about 15 minutes, exactly like they say."
"Smooth, social, and no dry-mouth nightmare in the morning. 25 servings is no joke — one bottle lasts me weeks of low-key evenings."
"Got the version with the conversion kit and turned the empty bottle into a conversation piece on the bar cart. Two products in one — loved it."
"50 years a cannabis fan and I was still surprised — pleasant cocktail flavor and a clean, controllable buzz. Cheech & Chong nailed it."
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Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know before you pour.
It's a premium THC spirit made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. Each 750mL bottle contains 250mg of THC total — 10mg per 1oz serving, 25 servings per bottle. Light key-lime flavor with a hint of herb. It delivers the social buzz and ritual of a traditional spirit without alcohol, without a hangover, and without the morning-after regret.
"The Spirit" is just the bottle. "Spirit + Kit" adds a conversion kit that lets you transform the empty bottle into a keepsake water pipe once the spirit is gone — a fun upgrade and a great gift. Both contain the exact same drink.
Yes. The Judge's Stash is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and contains less than 0.3% THC by dry weight, making it fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. We ship legally to most U.S. states that permit hemp-derived THC products. Every batch is third-party lab tested. You must be 21+ to purchase; age verification is required at checkout and delivery.
Most people feel onset within 10–15 minutes thanks to our nano-emulsified formula, which absorbs faster than traditional edibles. Effects peak around 45 minutes and taper over 1.5–2 hours. New to THC beverages? Start with a half serving (0.5oz / 5mg) and wait 30 minutes before pouring another.
Choose Subscribe & Save to lock in 25% off every order, plus free priority shipping and occasional surprise perks. Your bottles arrive on the delivery schedule you pick, and you can adjust, skip, or cancel anytime — no commitment.
Before opening, it's shelf-stable for months as long as it's kept out of direct sunlight. Once you crack the seal, refrigerate it — because it's alcohol-free, an opened bottle should be treated like a premium juice and stored cold between sessions.
We currently do not ship to Alabama, California, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, or Utah. Eligibility is confirmed at checkout.
Yes. This product contains 10mg of Delta-9 THC per 1oz pour. Standard urinalysis tests detect Delta-9 THC metabolites. If you are subject to drug testing, do not drink The Judge's Stash.
Cheech & Chong's hemp-derived products contain legal hemp that complies with the 2018 Farm Bill and contains less than 0.3% tetrahydrocannabinol by dry weight.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+ to purchase.
WARNING: Use of cannabis products can expose you to chemicals including Δ9-THC which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
