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4.9 from 420,000+ Happy Customers
Drink In The
Good Times With
The 250 mg of fast-acting THC for the smoothest good time this side of the law.
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No Alcohol
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No Hangover
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No Smoke
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Real THC
From Hemp -
15 Min
Onset -
10 MG
Per Pour -
250 MG THC
Per Bottle
Backed by Cheech & Chong's Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee
4.9 from 420,000+ Happy Customers
The Judge's Stash™
A 750mL THC spirit with light key-lime flavor & a whisper of herb. Pour it over ice, mix a mocktail, share the bottle. 10mg per 1oz pour. 25 servings of unanimous approval — no alcohol, no hangover, no smoke.
- Why Judge’s Stash
- What’s Inside
- Legal?
- Safety
- 10mg of THC per 1oz pour • 25 servings made to share.
- Fast-acting: a clean social buzz arrives in about 15 minutes and tapers in 1.5–2 hours.
- Light, clean, refreshing taste that pours and mixes like a premium spirit.
- Optional conversion kit with everything you need to turn your Judge's Stash into a keepsake water pipe
1. Choose Your Format
The Bottle
750ml THC Spirit
$59.99
Bottle + Conversion Kit
750ml bottle + a conversion kit to turn it into a keepsake water pipe.
$89.99
2. Choose Your Plan
Subscribe & Save 25%
$44.99
- Guaranteed 25% off
- Adjust or cancel anytime
- Free priority shipping
- Surprise gifts & perks
Buy Once
$59.99
3. Choose Your Quantity
Waterpipe Conversion Kit Included With Every Bottle
1 Bottle
25 Servings
$44.99
2 Bottles
50 Servings
$89.98
Free Shipping
3 Bottles
75 Servings
$134.97
Free Shipping
Ships discreetly & legally with tracking in 3-5 days
We're so confident you'll love The Judge's Stash that we back every bottle with a 100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee.
What exactly is The Judge's Stash?
Is this legal? How can you ship THC?
How long does it take to feel the effects?
Do I need to refrigerate it?What Judges Stash customers are saying:
"Replaced my evening cocktail completely. Same wind-down ritual, zero hangover. The key-lime flavor over ice is genuinely delicious."
Jenna M. 
Verified Customer
"Brought a bottle to game night and it was the hit of the party. Everyone could pour their own dose. Buzz hit in about 15 minutes, exactly like they say."
Randy F.
Verified Customer
"Smooth, social, and no dry-mouth nightmare in the morning. 25 servings is no joke — one bottle lasts me weeks of low-key evenings."
Teri V.
Verified Customer
"Got the version with the conversion kit and turned the empty bottle into a conversation piece on the bar cart. Two products in one — loved it."
Loretta C.
Verified Customer
"50 years a cannabis fan and I was still surprised — pleasant cocktail flavor and a clean, controllable buzz. Cheech & Chong nailed it."
Dave G.
Verified Customer
The Bottle That Makes The Night
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The Ritual, Without The Alcohol
The full experience of a great spirit—the pour, the clink, the slow warm wave—without a drop of alcohol.
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Made To Mix
Light key-lime flavor with a subtle botanical finish. Smooth over ice or stirred into your favorite mocktail.
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A Better Next Morning
No hangover. No brain fog. No waking up wondering what you did last night. Just a clean, social buzz that starts in about 15 minutes.
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Built For Sharing
10mg per pour. 25 servings per bottle. Made to share, or enjoy solo (The Judge don't judge...)
But, how long
does it take?
Nano-emulsified THC absorbs fast and clean — no waiting an hour like an edible, no guessing like a gummy. Here's how one 1oz pour (10mg) plays out.
One 1oz Pour.10MG
ONSET
15 MINPEAK
15-45 MINTAPER
1.5 - 2 HR-
0 - 15 minutes
A gentle lift arrives. Shoulders drop, conversation gets easier.
LIFT -
15 - 45 minutes
The social buzz peaks — warm, clear, and good company.
PEAK -
1.5 - 2 hours
Effects taper naturally. Pour another, or call it a night.
TAPER
5 Reasons Why
People Love The Judge's Stash
You'll never look at a one-and-done 5mg
can the same way again.
Large Format
A Full 25-Serving Verdict
250mg per bottle, 10mg per 1oz pour. Perfect for your next party or for sipping on a slow night.
250MG Per Bottle
10MG Each
25 Pours Per Bottle
speed
Hits In 15 Minutes Flat
Nano-emulsified THC absorbs fast. Pour, sip, and feel the buzz arrive before you finish your first drink.
Onset Time
Judge's Stash
15 Min
Edibles
45-90 Min
NO hangover
Wake Up Feeling Human
No headache. No nausea. No regret. All the social buzz you want tonight with zero consequences tomorrow.
After Alcohol
- Headache
- Nausea
- Regret
After The Stash
- Clear head
- Hydrated
- Fresh morning
versatile
Sip It. Shoot It, or Mix it.
Light key-lime flavor over ice, or mix it like you would tequila. Any cocktail that's good with a spirit is great with The Stash.
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On Ice
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Cocktail
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Highball
legacy
Backed By The Legends
Cheech & Chong have been the face of cannabis for 50+ years. And THIS is what they reach for.
1971
First Album
Today
The Stash
50+ Years of Cannabis Culture
From Bottle To Pipe
One Bottle.
Two Legends.
Enjoy every pour, then give the bottle a second life with the optional conversion kit, a simple power drill and 5 minutes of DIY enthusiasm.
All you need is a few minutes, a steady hand and some safety glasses.
Drink It Down
Enjoy all 25 pours of Judge's Stash.
Add The Conversion Kit
Attach the included glass accessories
in seconds.
Keep The Legend
Alive
Your empty bottle becomes a collectible water pipe you'll actually want to display.
How The
Judge's Stash
Stacks Up
A full-strength social experience without the baggage of alcohol or the guesswork of edibles.
- No
hangover - Fast onset
(~15 min) - Precise,
consistent dose - Low calorie no
sugar crash - No smoke,
no smell - Made to share
(25 servings) - Federally legal
& lab tested
Judge's Stash
Alcohol
~15 min
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Edibles
Sometimes
45-90 min
?
Varies
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Sometimes
Varies
Clean, Legal &
Lab-Backed
The Legends Don't Cut Corners
All-Natural
Hemp THC
3rd-Party
Lab Tested
Federally Legal · 2018 Farm Bill
Premium
Small-Batch Quality
21+ · Age
Verified
Made In
The U.S.A.
100% Legal Across U.S.A.
Backed by Cheech & Chong's Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee
50+ Years Of
Doing It Right
Cheech & Chong didn't start cannabis culture. They became it. For half a century they've been the most recognized names in the game — before it was legal, before it was cool, before there was an industry built around it.
The Judge's Stash is their verdict: a 750mL THC spirit they'd actually pour for themselves and their friends. At 10mg a pour and 25 servings a bottle, it's made for people who host.
If you know, you know. And if you don't — one pour will make it very clear.
Siempre Será Buena
50+ Years Of
Doing It Right
The People Have
Given Their Verdict
4.9
Based On 420,000+ Customers
"Replaced my evening cocktail completely. Same wind-down ritual, zero hangover. The key-lime flavor over ice is genuinely delicious."
Jenna M. 
Verified Customer
"Brought a bottle to game night and it was the hit of the party. Everyone could pour their own dose. Buzz hit in about 15 minutes, exactly like they say."
Randy F.
Verified Customer
"Smooth, social, and no dry-mouth nightmare in the morning. 25 servings is no joke — one bottle lasts me weeks of low-key evenings."
Teri V.
Verified Customer
"Got the version with the conversion kit and turned the empty bottle into a conversation piece on the bar cart. Two products in one — loved it."
Loretta C.
Verified Customer
"50 years a cannabis fan and I was still surprised — pleasant cocktail flavor and a clean, controllable buzz. Cheech & Chong nailed it."
Dave G.
Verified Customer
Our Guarantee
Will Never Go Up
In Smoke
We're so confident you'll love The Judge's Stash that we back every bottle with a
100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee.
If it's not for you — for any reason — we'll make it right. No hoops, no fine print, no nonsense.
Frequently Asked
Questions
Everything you need to know before you pour.
