THE JUDGE'S STASH
IS AT BINNY'S.
A 750mL THC spirit — 250mg total, 10mg per pour, 25 servings. No alcohol, no hangover, no smoke. Now stocked at 40+ Binny's Beverage Depot locations across Chicagoland and Illinois. Find the bottle closest to you.
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
CAN'T MAKE IT TO BINNY'S?
Get The Judge's Stash shipped to your door. A 750mL THC spirit with light key-lime flavor and a whisper of herb — 250mg total, 10mg per 1oz pour, 25 servings. No alcohol. No hangover. No smoke.
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✓250mg Per Bottle, 10mg Per Pour A full 25 servings of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC in a 750mL bottle. Built for people who host, not people who microdose for a half hour and call it a night.
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✓Hits In About 15 Minutes Nano-emulsified THC absorbs fast and clean. The social buzz arrives before you finish your first drink and tapers over 1.5–2 hours.
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✓No Hangover, No Smoke, No Alcohol No headache, no nausea, no waking up wondering what you said. Wake up feeling human.
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✓Pours Like A Premium Spirit Light key-lime flavor with a subtle botanical note. Straight over ice, or mixed into anything you'd build with tequila.
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✓Farm Bill Compliant Made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill.
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✓Under 0.3% THC By Dry Weight Every bottle meets the federal threshold, which is what makes it legal to stock on a Binny's shelf.
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✓3rd-Party Lab Tested Every batch is independently tested for potency, purity, and compliance. COAs available on request.
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✓21+ Only, Age Verified Sold to adults 21 and over. Age is verified in-store at Binny's and at checkout online.
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✓The Numbers 750mL bottle · 250mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC · roughly 10mg per 1oz serving · 25 servings per bottle.
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✓The Flavor Natural key-lime flavor with a subtle botanical note. Light enough to drink neat, clean enough to mix.
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✓The Formula Zero alcohol. Nano-emulsified for fast, even absorption instead of the slow ramp of a traditional edible.
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✓The Fine Print Gluten-free · low calorie · no added sugar crash. Shelf-stable sealed; refrigerate once opened.
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✓Start With A Half Pour New to THC drinks? Pour ½oz (5mg), wait 30 minutes, then decide. You can always pour more.
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✓Do Not Drive Do not drive or operate machinery after drinking. Treat it exactly like you would a cocktail.
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✓Not For Everyone Not for use if pregnant or nursing. Keep away from children and pets. 21+ only.
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✓It Will Show On A Drug Test This contains Delta-9 THC and may cause a positive drug test. If you're subject to testing, don't drink it.
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THE BOTTLE THAT MAKES THE NIGHT.
The Judge's Stash delivers the full ritual of a great spirit — the pour, the clink, the slow warm wave — without a drop of alcohol. Light key-lime flavor with a hint of herb, smooth over ice or stirred into your favorite mocktail.
No hangover. No anxiety. No waking up wondering what you said. Just a clean, social buzz that shows up in about 15 minutes and lets you be exactly who you are — a little more relaxed about it.
At 10mg per pour and 25 servings a bottle, it's built for people who host, not just people who sip. And now it's sitting on the shelf at your Binny's.
FIND YOUR BINNY'S →THE LEGENDS DON'T CUT CORNERS.
5 REASONS THE JUDGE RULES
You'll never look at a one-and-done 5mg can the same way again.
A FULL 25-SERVING VERDICT
250mg per bottle, 10mg per pour. Built for people who throw actual parties — not microdose for a half hour and call it a night.
HITS IN 15 MINUTES FLAT
Nano-emulsified THC absorbs fast. Pour, sip, and feel the buzz arrive before you finish your first drink.
WAKE UP FEELING HUMAN
No headache. No nausea. No regret. All the social buzz you want tonight with zero consequences tomorrow.
DRINKS AS GOOD AS IT POURS
Light key-lime flavor over ice, or mix it like you would tequila. Any cocktail that's good with a spirit is great with The Stash.
ON THE SHELF AT BINNY'S
40+ Binny's Beverage Depot locations across Chicagoland and Illinois. No waiting on a delivery — grab a bottle on the way to the party.
50+ YEARS OF DOING IT RIGHT.
Cheech & Chong didn't start cannabis culture. They became it. For half a century they've been the most recognized names in the game — before it was legal, before it was cool, before there was an industry built around it.
The Judge's Stash is their verdict: a 750mL THC spirit they'd actually pour for themselves and their friends. At 10mg a pour and 25 servings a bottle, it's made for people who host.
And now it's stocked where Chicago actually shops for a bottle. If you know, you know. And if you don't — one pour will make it very clear.
FIND YOUR BINNY'S →FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Which Binny's locations carry The Judge's Stash?
Use the map at the top of this page. It plots every Binny's Beverage Depot account carrying The Judge's Stash — 40+ stores, with the bulk of them across Chicagoland from Gurnee down to Joliet and out to Geneva. Allow location access and it will sort by distance from you. Stock moves, so it's worth calling the store before you drive.
What exactly is The Judge's Stash?
It's a premium THC spirit made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. Each 750mL bottle contains 250mg of THC total — 10mg per 1oz serving, 25 servings per bottle. Light key-lime flavor with a hint of herb. It delivers the social buzz and ritual of a traditional spirit without alcohol, without a hangover, and without the morning-after regret.
What's the difference between the two formats?
"The Spirit" is just the bottle. "Spirit + Kit" adds a conversion kit that lets you transform the empty bottle into a keepsake water pipe once the spirit is gone — a fun upgrade and a great gift. Both contain the exact same drink. Binny's stocks the retail bottle; the kit version is available online.
How long does it take to feel the effects?
Most people feel onset within 10–15 minutes thanks to the nano-emulsified formula, which absorbs faster than a traditional edible. Effects peak around 45 minutes and taper over 1.5–2 hours. New to THC beverages? Start with a half serving (½oz / 5mg) and wait 30 minutes before pouring another.
Is this legal to sell in Illinois?
Yes. The Judge's Stash is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and contains less than 0.3% THC by dry weight, making it compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill — which is why it can sit on a Binny's shelf next to the spirits. Every batch is third-party lab tested. You must be 21+ to purchase, and age is verified at the register.
Do I need to refrigerate it?
Before opening, it's shelf-stable for months as long as it's kept out of direct sunlight. Once you crack the seal, refrigerate it — because it's alcohol-free, an opened bottle should be treated like a premium juice and stored cold between sessions.
Will this show up on a drug test?
Yes. This product contains 10mg of Delta-9 THC per 1oz pour. Standard urinalysis tests detect Delta-9 THC metabolites. If you are subject to drug testing, do not drink The Judge's Stash.
Can I just have it shipped instead?
Yes — use the buy box above and we'll ship discreetly with tracking in 3–5 days. We currently do not ship to Alabama, California, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, or Utah. Illinois is fine either way, so it's really a question of whether you'd rather drive to Binny's or wait for the box.
