CHEECH & CHONG'S MINI BLAZERS (Pineapple Express)
When you want a classic joint experience in 20 minutes or less.
CHEECH & CHONG'S MINI BLAZERS (Pineapple Express)
When you want a classic joint experience in 20 minutes or less.
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Federally Legal
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Lifetime Money Back Guarantee
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100% American-Grown Hemp
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3rd Party Lab Tested
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Potent, Pure & Fun
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FDA Registered
HOW IT FEELS TO GET BLAZED
Pineapple Express
Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid that lives up to its Hollywood hype. A cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, it delivers tropical fruit flavors with undertones of fresh pine and cedar.
Known for its energetic and focused high, it provides clear-headed creativity and can help you feel more social without the anxiety some sativas can bring.
Delta-9 THC:
0.29%
CBD:
5.26%
THCa:
13.80%
*Calculated Total THC:
12.39%
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IS THCa “REAL” THC?
THE STRAINS YOU WANT, 100% LEGAL & HASSLE-FREE
How are we able to ship real pre-rolls straight to your house? It’s all thanks to a little loophole in the 2018 Farm Bill.
Under this bill, THCa is technically legal because the fine print only focuses specifically on THC levels in hemp.
This means that, as long as it's derived from hemp and not already heated/converted into THC, THCa is completely legal (and you can light it up and convert it yourself 😉).
We source everything we use from legal hemp, in full compliance with all federal regulations, which means we’ve got you covered.
It’s so legal, we ship using USPS.
So legal, you can bring it on a domestic flight.
So legal, you can smoke it in front of a police station (though we really don’t recommend that last one…).
Sale: Live for 24 Hrs.
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Stock: 43 Packs Remaining!
31 people are currently looking at this product
HOW DO MINI BLAZERS COMPARE?
Mini Blazers |
 Blazers Prerolls |
 Blazers Flower |
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| Premium THCa Flower (No Shake) |
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| Rolled in Caviar For Extra Potency |
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| Size of Each Joint | .75g |
1g |
N/A |
| # of Joint Per Pack | 5 |
2 |
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| Total Amount of THCa per Pack | 3.75g |
2g |
3.5g |
| Price per Pack | $? |
$15 |
$29.99 |
| Made In An FDA Drug Registered Facility |
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| Backed by Cheech & Chong |
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| 100% LIFETIME Guarantee |
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Sale: Live for 24 Hrs.
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Stock: 43 Packs Remaining!
31 people are currently looking at this product
Our Guarantee Will Never Go Up In Smoke
They say the only 2 things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes. Well now you can add a 3rd thing to that list.
Every product purchased from Cheech and Chong is backed by our no-questions asked, lifetime money-back guarantee.
No seriously, we mean it.
100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee.
And that’s YOUR lifetime, not ours – in case we punch out early.
FAQ’s
Why .75g minis instead of full-size joints?
Because sometimes you have time for the whole damn thing. These are perfect for quick sessions, a cruise around the block, or sharing a little with your friends. Plus, that keef coating means they still pack a serious punch.
What's the deal with the caviar/keef coating?
The keef coating is the best way we know to make these mini joints punch waaay above their weight class, making each hit that much harder. Size isn't everything, you know?
How many come in each pack?
Each glass jar contains 5 perfectly rolled mini joints. Perfect for keeping your stash fresh and your options open.
Will these show up on a drug test?
Yes. While these are federally legal thanks to the fact that THCa isn’t Delta-9 THC until you light it up, it still converts to regular THC when smoked. If you're subject to testing, maybe stick to walking actual dogs for now.
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