The Judge's Stash, Limited Edition Signed 750ml Bottle
Alcohol-free THC spirit with a delicious citrus flavor, plus a conversion kit that turns the empty bottle into a custom water pipe.
Pour it. Share it. Keep it forever.
The Judge's Stash, Limited Edition Signed 750ml Bottle
- 750 mL bottle — 250mg fast-acting, nano-emulsified THC per bottle
- 25 precision-dosed 1 oz pours at exactly 10 mg each
- Zero alcohol, zero hangover — sip, mix, or pour over ice
- Individually signed limited edition kits still available
Get the Judge's Stash Straight to Your Door!
(Note: We cannot ship the Judge's Stash to Alabama, California, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, or Utah.)
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Federally Legal
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Hemp
Derived THC -
3rd Party
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NANO-EMULSIFIED
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The Judge’s Stash
About The Judge’s Stash:
About The Judge’s Stash:
The Judge's Stash mixes and pours like a premium spirit, but skips the alcohol and the hangover.
Every bottle gives you 25 precision 1 oz pours at 10 mg of THC each. With a delicious citrus-forward flavor, The Judge’s Stash is perfect for shooting, mixing, or sipping over ice.
Pour over ice on a slow night, pass it around a party, or swap it into any cocktail where you'd normally reach for tequila or vodka. Same ritual, same intention, but with no alcohol or next-day regrets.
And when the last pour is gone, the empty bottle earns its keep. Every bottle of The Judge's Stash comes with a conversion kit that turns the empty bottle into a collectible, one-of-a-kind water pipe.
How is this legal?
The Judge’s Stash is 100% federally legal. Even Uncle Sam says it’s okay.
(Note: The only states we cannot ship to are Alabama, California, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, and Utah. All other states are 100% Legal!)
Under the 2018 Farm Bill, all hemp-derived products that contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC are federally legal.
The Judge’s Stash is lab tested and third-party lab verified to contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight.
So, if you’re 21 or older, you can enjoy our delicious THC beverage in full confidence, knowing the feds won’t be knocking down your door like they did for Tommy.
What’s In The Box:
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Quantity:
1 bottle (750 mL) -
Serving:
1 oz pour (25 servings per bottle) -
Cannabis Content:
10 mg Delta-9 THC per 1oz serving · 240 mg per bottle
Conversion Kit Includes:
- Collectible glass downstem — precision-cut, fits the bottle neck perfectly
- Ceramic bowl piece — packs tight, pulls clean
- Rubber grommet + O-ring — airtight seal, no leaks, no fuss
- Conversion collar — threads right where the cap came off
Ingredients & Allergens
Active Ingredients:
10 mg THC per 1oz pour
Other Ingredients:
Water, Natural Flavors, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC Emulsion*, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Monk Fruit Extract.
*Hemp Emulsion:
Water, Medium Chain Triglyceride Oil, Hemp Extract, Quillaia Extract, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Mixed Tocopherols (Vitamin E).
Allergen Information:
Gluten Free, Soy Free, Vegan Friendly.
Safety Information:
The Judge’s Stash (and all Cheech & Chong products) is manufactured in an FDA registered facility, and is 3rd party lab-tested for safety and purity. You can see all of our lab reports right here.
Avoid drinking The Judge’s Stash prior to, or while driving or operating heavy machinery. Must be 21+ years old to enjoy.
Made In USA
WHAT DOES THE JUDGE’S STASH FEEL LIKE?
Put four drunk people in a room, you usually get a fight. Put four high people in a room, you usually get a band…
The Judge's Stash pours you straight into the second room.
Made with fast-acting nano THC you’ll start feeling within 10–30 minutes.
Treat it the same way you would any premium spirit. Mix it, sip it over ice, or shoot a straight shot. No matter how you choose to enjoy it, we guarantee it will be enjoyed.
It's the kind of buzz that makes everyone in the room funnier, the night more relaxed, and life feel a little bit lighter.
Get ready to feel mellow, social, and clear-headed enough to actually enjoy the moment.
But heads up — 10 mg is a real dose. Start with a single 1 oz pour, and wait a few hours to see if you want more.
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Mellow
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Social
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Lifted
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HOW TO ENJOY THE
JUDGE’S STASH
Step One:
Pour One
The Judge’s Stash pours like a spirit and hits like one, too. Each 1 oz shot delivers 10 mg of THC, so start with a single serving and work your way up from there. Mix it, sip it, or shoot it. It’s your call, man.
Step Two:
Let It Kick In
Thanks to nano-emulsified THC, The Judge’s Stash usually starts kicking in within 10–30 minutes — way faster than traditional edibles. Give that first pour a chance to do its thing before you top yourself off.
Step Three:
Convert The Bottle
When the bottle’s empty, the fun isn’t over — it’s actually just beginning. Use the included conversion kit to turn The Judge’s Stash into a fully functional water pipe worth keeping on display, or actually using.
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HOW DOES THE JUDGE’S
STASH COMPARE?
- Format
- THC Per Serving
- Servings Per Pack
- Total THC Per Pack
- Bonus
- Price
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- 750 mL bottle
- 10 mg THC
- 25 per bottle
- 250 mg
- Converts to water pipe, Limited Edition Signed box
- $199
- 12 oz can
- 5 mg THC
- 4 per pack
- 30 mg
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- $12.95
- 16 oz can
- 10 mg THC
- 4 per pack
- 40 mg
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- $15.99
- 12 oz can
- 10 mg THC
- 4 per pack
- 40 mg
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- $19.95
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MADE TO A HIGHER STANDARD
The Judge’s Stash isn’t your average THC beverage — this one’s made different.
Built Like A Spirit, Made For Sharing
Don't get us wrong, we love single-serve cans as much as the next guy…But sometimes, you just want something a little bigger... The Judge’s Stash comes in a 750 mL bottle with 25 precision-dosed pours — built to sip, mix, or share like your favorite top-shelf spirit.
100% Hemp-Derived, No Synthetics
We only use naturally-derived Delta-9 THC from American-grown hemp. No lab-created synthetics, no chemical shortcuts, no cutting agents — just the real stuff, the way Cheech & Chong would have it.
A Bottle Worth Keeping
This is an empty you’re going to want to show off to your friend. Every bottle of The Judge’s Stash comes with a full conversion kit that turns the empty bottle into a collectible, fully functional water pipe.
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Our Guarantee Will NEVER Go Up In Smoke
They say the only 2 things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes. Well now you can add a 3rd thing to that list.Every product purchased from Cheech and Chong is backed by our lifetime money-back guarantee.
All we ask is that you return the bottle (and signed box) to get a full refund, even if you've poured every sip. As a limited edition signed collectible, we have to ask you to return the bottle and box to receive your refund.
- No seriously, we mean it.
- 100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee.
- And that’s YOUR lifetime, not ours — in case we punch out early.
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