Delta 9 THC Seltzers & Drinks
Meet High & Dry, Cheech & Chong’s refreshing and delicious THC seltzer.
ith 5mg of precision-dosed, fast-acting THC in each can, you can tell alcohol you’ve met somebody new, and she never gives you a hangover.
Cheech & Chong’s High & Dry – Magic Mule
$24.99 $19.95
Cheech & Chong's High & Dry - Citrus Sunrise
$24.99 $19.95
Cheech & Chong’s High & Dry – Raspberry Highball
$24.99 $19.95
Cheech & Chong’s High & Dry – Grapefruit Twist
$24.99 $19.95
Wondermelon- HIGH AND DRY THC Infused Seltzer Water
$24.99 $19.95
Mango Fizz- HIGH AND DRY THC Infused Seltzer Water
$24.99 $19.95
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Federally Legal
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100% American-Grown Hemp
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3rd Party Lab Tested
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Potent, Pure & Fun
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Lifetime Money Back Guarantee
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FDA Registered
High Time in No Time
Turns out, infusing seltzer water with THC is a highly technical process.
.Why? Because THC is fat-soluble, it doesn't mix easily with water. Just like oil and water, they separate.
This is also the reason you need to cook cannabis in butter for "special" brownies to work. When you heat cannabis in butter, the THC dissolves into the fat, so it can get you high when you eat it.
But pouring weed butter into seltzer water didn’t seem very appetizing, so we had to get clever.
Our solution? Nano-emulsification.
This new technology makes the THC molecules incredibly tiny, and allows them to easily mix into water.
And on top of tasting wayyy better than butter-flavored seltzer, Nano-THC also gets you high faster than regular THC.
This means the 5mg of Delta 9 THC in every can of High & Dry will lift your mood and mellow you out much quicker than an edible, usually within 10-30 minutes.
Simple, Premium Ingredients
We like to keep it simple, man.
That’s why High & Dry THC seltzers are made with just three ingredients: water, natural flavor, and pure Delta 9 THC. No additives, no fillers.
And we don’t use just any THC…We only use real, naturally-derived THC from American-grown hemp.
Why does this matter?
Well, word on the street is that some "THC" products actually use CBD that's been chemically transformed into THC through a process called isomerization. While some might be into this, it’s just not our “thing.”
We consider ourselves cannabis purists, and when it comes to THC, we're all about keeping things pure from start to finish.
That's why we rigorously test every batch of High & Dry before, during, and after production for heavy metals, pesticides, and other contaminants.
Wanna see? Check out our latest lab test results here.
100% Legal THC, No Med Card Needed
Our THC seltzer are 100% federally legal thanks to the 2018 Farm Bill, which legalized hemp containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. We've crafted High & Dry to meet this requirement while still delivering a potent 5mg of real THC in every can.
That means you can get real Delta 9 THC seltzer shipped right to your door (well, unless you live in Idaho…) and enjoy the ride without any worries.
Plus, Tommy doesn’t feel like going back behind bars again, so you can rest assured our THC seltzers are A-OK for you to both buy and drink.
Frequently Asked Questions
How long until the THC seltzer kicks in?
Nano-emulsified THC allows for quicker absorption compared to standard edibles, so you'll likely feel the effects of the 5 mg of THC found in High & Dry within 10 to 30 minutes. Keep in mind, though, that everyone's body processes THC differently, so your experience may vary. This timeframe is a general guideline rather than an exact science.
How long do the effects last?
Expect to ride the Good Vibes for anywhere from 2 to 4 hours, though again, every body is different. People with slower metabolisms tend to feel high for a longer period of time.
Are there any negative side effects or hangovers?
That's the beauty of THC seltzer, you get to keep the fantastic buzz without the next day hangovers. As far as side effects are concerned, the only one we've ever experienced is the munchies. We know it's pretty rare, but in some cases Delta 9 THC can cause paranoia and anxiety. Another reason we recommend starting with a low dose and going slow when it comes to how many milligrams of THC you consume.
How do THC seltzers compare to edibles?
Our High & Dry THC seltzer uses nano-emulsified THC for quicker absorption, which will get you high much faster than traditional edibles. You'll likely feel the effects in just 10-30 minutes.
How many seltzers can I drink?
The number of cans you can drink really depends on your tolerance and how far you want to take the ride. We recommend everyone start low and go slow…this way, you can feel the vibe and go at your own pace.
Where can I buy High & Dry seltzers?
You can buy High & Dry THC seltzers right here, or you can buy them at one of hundreds of incredible retailers across America. Click here to find a local store near you. and check back often-the list is growing all the time!
Wait, Why Does Nano-THC Get Me High Faster?
When it comes to how long it takes to get high, how you get THC into your body makes a big difference. Take smoking, for example. When you smoke, the THC can enter your bloodstream almost immediately through your lungs, so you get high really quickly. But with most THC you eat or drink, it needs to get all the way to your liver before it starts to hit. But Nano-emulsified THC works faster because it's broken down into smaller particles, so it can bypass most of the digestive process and enter your bloodstream directly. Quicker absorption means faster effects, so you feel the high sooner
