The Judge’s Stash: The THC Spirit From Cheech & Chong with 250MG of Real THC.
The Judge's Stash, 750ml Bottle
Alcohol-free. All The Buzz. None Of The Hangover.
Built to sip, mix, or share.
The Judge’s Stash: The THC Spirit From Cheech & Chong with 250MG of Real THC.
The Judge's Stash, 750ml Bottle
- 25 precision-dosed shots at exactly 10mg of fast-acting, nano-emulsified THC each in a 750 mL bottle
- Clean, refreshing key lime flavor, great on its own or in your favorite mocktail
- Zero alcohol, zero hangover so you can sip, mix, or share without any next day regret
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25 Shots
$44.99
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50 Shots
$44.99
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75 Shots
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The Judge’s Stash
About The Judge’s Stash:
About The Judge’s Stash:
The Judge's Stash mixes and pours like a premium spirit, but skips the alcohol and the hangover.
Every bottle gives you 25 shots with 10 mg of THC each. With a delicious citrus-forward flavor, The Judge’s Stash is perfect for shooting, mixing, or sipping over ice.
Enjoy solo on a slow night, pass it around a party, or swap it into any cocktail where you'd normally reach for tequila or vodka. Same ritual, same intention, but with no alcohol or next-day regrets.
How is this legal?
The Judge’s Stash is 100% federally legal. Even Uncle Sam says it’s okay.
(Note: The only states we cannot ship to are Alabama, California, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, and Utah. All other states are 100% Legal!)
Under the 2018 Farm Bill, all hemp-derived products that contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC are federally legal.
The Judge’s Stash is lab tested and third-party lab verified to contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight.
So, if you’re 21 or older, you can enjoy our delicious THC beverage in full confidence, knowing the feds won’t be knocking down your door like they did for Tommy.
What’s In The Box:
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Quantity:
1 bottle (750 mL) -
Serving:
1 oz shot (25 servings per bottle) -
Cannabis Content:
10 mg Delta-9 THC per 1oz serving · 240 mg per bottle
Ingredients & Allergens
Active Ingredients:
10 mg THC per 1oz shot
Other Ingredients:
Water, Natural Key Lime Flavors, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC Emulsion*, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Monk Fruit Extract.
*Hemp Emulsion:
Water, Medium Chain Triglyceride Oil, Hemp Extract, Quillaia Extract, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Mixed Tocopherols (Vitamin E).
Allergen Information:
Gluten Free, Soy Free, Vegan Friendly.
Safety Information:
The Judge’s Stash (and all Cheech & Chong products) is manufactured in an FDA registered facility, and is 3rd party lab-tested for safety and purity. You can see all of our lab reports right here.
Avoid drinking The Judge’s Stash prior to, or while driving or operating heavy machinery. Must be 21+ years old to enjoy.
Made In USA
WHAT DOES THE JUDGE’S STASH FEEL LIKE?
“Put four drunk people in a room, you usually get a fight. Put four high people in a room, you usually get a band…” -Tommy Chong
The Judge's Stash pours you straight into the second room.
Made with fast-acting nano THC you’ll start feeling it within 15–20 minutes.
Treat it the same way you would any premium spirit. Mix it, sip it over ice, or shoot a straight shot. No matter how you choose to enjoy it, we guarantee it will be enjoyed.
It's the kind of buzz that makes everyone in the room funnier, the night more relaxed, and life feel a little bit lighter.
Get ready to feel mellow, social, and clear-headed enough to actually enjoy the moment.
But heads up — 10 mg is a real dose. Start with a single 1 oz shot (or even a half…), and wait a bit to see if you want more.
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Mellow
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Social
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Lifted
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HOW TO ENJOY THE
JUDGE’S STASH
Step One:
Pour One
The Judge’s Stash pours like a spirit and hits like one, too. Each 1 oz shot delivers 10 mg of THC, so start with a single serving and work your way up from there. Mix it, sip it, or shoot it. It’s your call, man.
Step Two:
Let It Kick In
Thanks to nano-emulsified THC, The Judge’s Stash usually starts kicking in within 15–20 minutes — way faster than traditional edibles. Give that first pour a chance to do its thing before you top yourself off.
BONUS Three:
Convert The Bottle
Don't toss that empty bottle... Add our optional Conversion Kit and turn it into a collectible, fully functional water pipe. Grab the kit alongside your Stash to keep the good times going long after the last pour.
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HOW DOES THE JUDGE’S
STASH COMPARE?
- Format
- Total THC Per Pack
- THC Per Serving
- Servings Per Pack
- Price
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- 750 mL bottle
- 240 mg
- 10 mg THC
- 25 per bottle
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- 12 oz can
- 30 mg
- 5 mg THC
- 6 per pack
- $12.95
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- 16 oz can
- 40 mg
- 10 mg THC
- 4 per pack
- $15.99
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- 12 oz can
- 40 mg
- 10 mg THC
- 4 per pack
- $19.95
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MADE TO A HIGHER STANDARD
The Judge’s Stash isn’t your average THC beverage — this one’s made different.
Built Like A Spirit, Made For Sharing
Don’t get us wrong, we love single-serve cans as much as the next guy…But sometimes, you just want something a little bigger... The Judge’s Stash comes in a 750 mL bottle with 25 precision-dosed shots— built to sip, mix, or share like your favorite top-shelf spirit.
100% Hemp-Derived, No Synthetics
We only use naturally-derived THC from American-grown hemp. No lab-created synthetics, no chemical shortcuts, no cutting agents — just the real stuff, the way Cheech & Chong would have it.
Dosed To The Drop
Every 1 oz shot of The Judge’s Stash is precision-dosed to be exactly 10 mg of THC, so you always know what you're getting. This way, you can find the perfect buzz for you without ever going off the deep end.
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Our Guarantee Will NEVER Go Up In Smoke
They say the only 2 things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes. Well now you can add a 3rd thing to that list. Every product purchased from Cheech and Chong is backed by our lifetime money-back guarantee.
- No seriously, we mean it.
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- And that’s YOUR lifetime, not ours — in case we punch out early.
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